Since I’m responsible for the baby now 1/3 of the day, I’ve started walking with the stroller through my area like a maniac.

It has shown me some of the more sketchy places with folks I can only describe as “canadian white trash” (more polite and with health care compared to the US).

The females tend to wear tank tops and small shorts and apparently have lost their buttocks somewhere in their late 20s.

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The males hate tshirts, shaving their chin and love showing everyone their taste in music (sounding kinda like THIS) as well as their ability to not hold their cellphone up to their head while talking to someone through it. 

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This friendly couple had their stereo on full blast yesterday, playing something I can only describe as “black metal meets dutch techno”.

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All this walking also led to me nearly getting a heat stroke

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and a wonderful tan! 

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Make a baby and you could look the same!